Testimonials

“The Mormon Zodiac is the best thing that ever happened in my life” -Elder F.N. Awkward, 1st counselor in the Never Break Eye-Contact Committee

“My Mormon Zodiac sign is nothing like me, but I still know that it’s true!” -Sister T. Rust Anything, Director of the Ignore Facts and Science Committee

“Amazing! I laugh, I cry, and I sometimes shit myself when I read the Mormon Zodiac blog. If you aren’t shitting yourself, you are reading the wrong blogs.” -Brother Bow L. Movement, unemployed former church janitor.